Lady of the week!

Yes its that time again! Its this weeks Lady of the week!

During this week if any Guy can seal the deal with this lady they will be rewarded with double Guy Points.

This weeks lady of the week:

Name: Kezzy Harding
Hall: Holt

Breasts: Impressive

Legs: Leg like

Profile:

I hate people who have a clear inability to spell.... unless of course they are dyslexic.

I am currently enjoying:

Fine dinning, long country walks, goosebump books, aggressive teabagging, darts, and Queen Latifah.

Guess the Breasts

Welcome to a new feature

Any person who can correctly identify these magnificent baps will gain +1 Guy Point

If you think you know these sweet puppys then email in to gg.lboro@gmail.com

Elvyn Winter Ball-Job

Elvyn's top bachelor BM has reportedly been putting the work in with Rutherford socialite KS. Both have been spotted making the trek back to each others rooms after nights out. BM's best efforts finally culminated in one of KS's infamous Ball-Jobs, and he was reportedly very happy with the glossy finish.

SPLASH AND DASH

Chunky hunk PW and pole vaulter AH have been flirting by text for a while. After several of Jom Makan's finest curries and three apple VK's he plucked up the courage to speak to AH face to face. With great success, he managed to take AH back to her house. Things were getting heated when out of nowhere PW had to drop the kids at the pool. Proceding into her en suite bathroom he was caught off guard with severe diahaorrea. Following this incident it would not flush, flustered and horny, with his rim still feeling the burn of the JM currys he sprinted off without saying a word, will AH forgive PW!?

Lady Of The Week!!!!!

Welcome to the first Lady Of The Week

Each week I will upload a profile of a beautiful lady at Loughborough. During this week if any Guy can seal the deal with this lady they will be rewarded with double Guy Points

This week's Lady Of The Week:

Name: Sophie Mary Greenwood
Hall: Rutherford
Breasts: Lovely
Legs: Tastey

Profile:
There are a lot of things I like..
At the moment though, I am particularly enjoying the following...

Russell Brand's bottom, smelly cheese, yummy cider, red wine, sending people cards, tanning, big hair, Girthy Cock, barbecue sauce and planning my wonderful year to come.

Don your lucky boxers and dust off your best lines Guys!

ITS RAINING WOMEN!

Club promoter ME is enjoying the perks of the job by picking up a selection of gorgeous ladies. ME is reported to have quoted "Man iz a ting". Keep up the good work GUY!





Wet Dreams

News just in from the banterfield,

What started as a minor argument over food ended in bedding carnage. Faraday guys SH and RW's dispute started with destruction of chocolate biscuits from RW, returning fire SH emptied his bladder onto RW's bed.

Not to be out done RW followed in his rival’s footsteps urinating on SH’s bedding. After both had a chance to cool down they soon realised neither had anywhere to sleep. . . .

Many thanks to their close friend and source of this story.
Keep it up. . . . gossip guy

Left in a Rush

Fresh news coming in to the inbox (GG.Lboro@gmail.com)

It has been reported that a certain guy DL bedded Elvyn minx AH recently and had her screaming for more. Affectionately dubbed 'The Loughborough Hero', DL was spotted having champagne licked from his chest by the girl in question on the club dance floor, before taking home AH, but in the rush to exit in the morning left behind his lucky boxers. Was this planned as a token of the night or were they too sticky to wear home?

Was this a one off from DL, or will he continue to feature on the gossip guy wall?

FNDIZZLE

Evening all,

For all those Gents out there looking to gain some Guy Points tonight’s instalment of FND should provide the suitable playground. I look forward to hearing what mischief has taken place in the morning. . . .

Remember, Don’t be a fool wrap your tool

Gossip Guy

Russell'd Up Another

Rumour has it that newly single Rugby Guy RW has been helping England Lacrosse Star EG practising her ball cradling. Where will this lead. . . . . . .